You know, I really wish that those Critical Massers would switch to using razor scooters. You can be an even bigger pain in the @$$ blocking traffic with them, they go slower, and there would likely be more martyrs when they get plowed over by Joe SUV. The added advantage is that motorist's rage would then be directed towards scooters, rather than toward cyclists. Maybe the d@mn things might even get banned!
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