Originally Posted by
jschen
If there's no pulse, but there's still brain activity, please do commence with CPR. I'm not dead until the brain activity ceases! Only then may you strip Vivian of her parts.
As if we can monitor brain waves on the side of the road. I prefer the traditional Vatican test for dead Popes - tapping the head three times with a (silver) hammer. Since we don't typically carry hammers on rides, we can whack you on the head with a minipump.