let's see, hit a cop car, during an alley cat hit got hit by a bicycle. totaled the bike out.
later got a hole all the way through my lip 11 stitches, 3 months later got 16 stitches in my eye brow.
more than 25 trips to the er in three different states.
(note i have ever only walked into an er once)
another note, if you order a pizza at one of the local hospitals, my name comes up.