Originally Posted by
elTwitcho
Buy a pair of bolt cutters.
Buy the Trek Soho S
Come home carrying both and tell your wife "look honey, I found a way to make us both happy. I didn't spend money on the bike like you asked, and I got the bike I wanted!"
Hide the receipt.
Hey - I already have bolt cutters, left in my garage by previous owner of my home. Further savings!
Might as well just tell her I got a new girlfriend and that she'd be coming to live with us.