Whilst I agree with the posters who have said 'eeooh, TMI!', I feel we should admire Mr Leob's raising a responsible kid even if said kid didn't respect the snoozing hours.
Most teenage males would have taken the 'wasn't me, what's the problem, sort it out yourself, I was on the moon at the time with my buddy Steve, ask his parents' response.
However, credit to Mr Leob for sorting the problem, even though by doing so he's opened the (door? sluice? bowel? parental approval?) for many sizeable repeats