Originally Posted by
mechanicalron
Well? I am waiting,,, am I a fred???
A Fred is largely unaware of his or her status as an object of ridicule, and likely unaware of the Fred moniker. While it is common for cyclists to claim varying degrees of "Fredness", such self-derision indicates a higher degree of cycling cultural-awareness and would indicate that the commenter is, in fact, unlikely to be a Fred.
Well, since you're asking, then you're not...
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