Richard, I'd either be your assistant or aiding Koffee in the ambulance, or, and this is more likely, I'd be wheezing and weaving around lost at the back of the pack during every stage. In between stages I'd be stumbling around showing off the team Jersey trying to hit on any geriatric groupy that may be available.
Seriously, I'm curious to see what some of our racers will have to say -- which is why you posted in the first place!
We have one king of the mountains; Do we have two?
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