I think this is gone now but it cracked me up:
http://southbend.craigslist.org/bik/1204428664.html
I copied below it because I thought it'd get flagged.
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oled single speed racer bike - $500 (mislawoka)
Reply to:sale-fbmer-1204428664@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-03, 11:32PM EDT
Ecksulent 80's bike. Paied over 400 in 82 by my couzins ex-wives brother inlaw.
Mint condition(kept in the trailer basement for most of that timeIT HAS NEVER BEEN USED OUTDOORS!)
thay must have maid it single speed.(no back tire)
itt makes a grate methlab jenerator too!
$500 firm or OBO!
* Location: mislawoka
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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