Originally Posted by
DelusionalDude
So the question is.... can I be charged for this? Will there be little pictures of me on wanted posters throughout the squirrel communities? Will they form a lynch mob and come after me, digging up the yard, leaving pine cones pieces all over my car? Should I be afraid of squirrel "street justice"? Have you ever done this?
Squirrels send out a 'volunteer' to ensure food keeps coming from the Giant Pink Ones. Said volunteer bravely throws itself in harms way for the greater good of the community and a consistent supply of nachos, twinkies and that sort of thing...
Actually, I had one a couple of years ago try to do the hoop jump thru my chainrings and chain. It didn't work out well for him....