Originally Posted by EventServices

Shelly was awesome.
I still eat Fig Newtons based on her recommendation.

The worst jobs in cycling:

Promoter: thankless
USCF Official: long days
Pace car driver: my arse hurts, and this car smells funny.
Motorcycle marshal: my arse is numb.
mechanic: it's 8pm. you've finally settled down for dinner, and now some guy is standing at your table asking if you can adjust his rear derailleur.

I'm sure there's more.