Yeah, we have Red Sox fans here.
If you stay long enough, you will be assimilated. Resistance if futile.
But seriously, there are some Bostonians
do not do. Among them are:
-Go to the "cheer bar". Seriously, I don't know anyone who is native to the area who has been there. Definitely a tourist haven though.
-Eat at something called "Olive Garden". We don't even know what that is. Ditto for something called "Red Lobster." We have real Italian food here, and real seafood as well.
-Wear anything that is orange, or that resembles a Union Jack, on Saint Patrick's Day. Doing so could be hazardous to your health. But, it's summer, so you won't have to worry about that.