Can't believe someone would come begging with an insult!
Never the less; there is one and only one answer to what makes a comfortable bike: Lots of miles so you have enough experience to know what "fits and feels right" to you. I doubt you are going to get any consensus here on what brand or model, or even what construction material, is the "most comfortable".
No short cuts. Get out and ride. Over time you find "the bike"; assuming someone doesn't react violently to your lip.