Roll-Monroe-Co

I want these heavy fenders to deck out my all-steel "french" "touring" bike (the truly amazing Motobecane-made Astra TdF). Because there's nothing worse than getting splashed with muddy water while trying to coax your Allvit to into getting the chain to stop skating across your Atom freewheel--particularly if you are simultaneously and futiley (sp?) trying to slow the rotation of your wet Super Chromix cheese grater rims.

I really didn't want to fool with dents and rehabbing/retrofitting bent/rusted stays. I just assumed that Wald or Pyramid or somebody would make them, heavy, cheap, and shiny. But I can't find them anywhere.

Any ideas?