Oh my God! On the poor buggers!!! Great ways to make fans!!!
Interviewer (in the year 2015): So, Lance, what do you think is your greatest accomplishment?
L. Armstrong: Discounting my seven Tour wins, my victory over cancer, bringing cycling back in vogue in America, and all the charity work I've done, I think it was pissing on some Frenchpeople while looking like the Cycling equivilent of Pippi Longstockings. Yep, that's gotta be it.
