Originally Posted by
stapfam
You definitely can't apply for membership to Club Tombay
On the other hand, provided you shouted "Fdagbloyh!" (or words to that effect) during or immediately after the fall, you are entitled to a bronze membership in the exclusive Retro Grouch "Fall-down-and-go-boom-landing-on-your-hands-club.
Silver membership requires both hands to be scraped.
Gold membership requires broken bones.
Titanium membership requires surgical pinning or implants.
Oak leaf clusters are additionally awarded when the incident is witnessed by one or more attractive females (photo required).