Me: But it's Italian!
Her: Uh Huh
Me: But it's French!
Her: Uh Huh
Me: But it's Japanese!
Her: So is the TV.
Me: But it's English!
Her: Uh Huh
Me: But it's Swedish, and it was free!
Her: It looks like Sweden didn't want it anymore.
Me: But it's genuine built in the USA!
Her: Swell
Me: But it's Japanese built, but USA licensed and sold!
Her: Oh, well if it's that unique..............
Me: But it's Hand Built in England!
Her: Don't you already have one of those?
Me: But that one is a racer, this one is a Tourer!
Her: What are you, the UN?
Me: Don't be silly, more like NATO.
Her: Oh, so next you want a tank?
Me: Nah, that's what that Worksman over there is for.
Her: What? You brought home another bike!?!?
Me: :Hangs head:
Last edited by txvintage; 10-03-09 at 07:29 AM.