I lent out my current winter bike to someone, but here's its predecessor:
^ out on the highway. It's especially fun to stop in the middle of a snowstorm in pitch-dark conditions for a snack break. The cagers slow down...
does he need help? maybe he had a breakdown... and then they figure out it's just an escapee from the insane asylum, enjoying a sandwich and coffee in a snowstorm on the side of the highway.
^ imagine this with a frame/fork that's about 4 pounds lighter, and that's the current iteration.