Cthulhu the traffic court judge
08-23-05, 01:57 PM
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Cthulhu the traffic court judge
Hilarous post from CycleDog about Cthulhu the traffic judge.
“Deputy Buttkiss states that you were impeding traffic by riding a bicycle on a busy city street. A bicycle! Are you out of your mind? What do you have to say for yourself?"
“Wait a minute!” I replied hotly. “I was riding safely and legally! Are you trying to tell me that the law doesn’t apply when…”
He cut me off. “SILENCE! IN MY COURT, THE LAW IS WHAT I SAY IT IS!”
“Wait a minute!” I replied hotly. “I was riding safely and legally! Are you trying to tell me that the law doesn’t apply when…”
He cut me off. “SILENCE! IN MY COURT, THE LAW IS WHAT I SAY IT IS!”
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