10. There are too many wild and crazy car drivers who hog the road.
9. It's difficult to have sex or get a great ya know without the whole world watching.
8. It's easy for the cop to see you toking a joint.
7. You might become the 40 year-old virgin.
6. The police, the public, and criminal (in)justice system all think you are impeding traffic.
5. You get a really nasty looking black stripe on your back every time it rains.
4. The necktie flapping in the wind makes you look like the gay version of the Great Waldo Pepper.
3. Riding a tandem alone en route to pick up a date makes you look even more gayer.
2. The fat ass crushes the saddle so much you can feel the seat post.
1. Cheap gas.