As a driver and cyclist, one theme seems to cycle through my mind often--tame the traffic.
This is a job for, "LAW ENFORCEMENT!"
"Look, it's a bird...no, it's a plane...uh, what in the heck is it???" Where are traffic enforcers? Do they exist?
What is the point of "speed limits?" A reminder of how fast to go so you don't hold up brain-impaired individuals that don't understand average speed?
I better quit. I'm already becoming inappropriate.