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    Hey all,
    I have a guy here who says"I hate bikers because they take up the road so I have to kill children and their suits look dumb."
    Any help?
    Mike Gore
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    Have him explain the "I have to kill children" part. It puzzles me.

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    When ppl talk that crap, I go into full wiseass mode.

    - "I have to kill kids because of you." "I pay attention and just steer around them. What's your excuse?"
    - "Your clothes look so gay." "Maybe, but they'll fit me next year, lardass. And they don't look near as gay as your BMW."

    Two things happen: They either shut up with a confused look, or they go into a frothing rant. Either one is funny. I hope this helps.

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    He is beyond help

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    Don Johnson once asked Hunter S. Thompson: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" Thompson slapped Johnson across the face.

    I recommend a similar approach with your "friend."
    Path of Abundance: Be Kind, be Generous, be Content, be Honest and be Aware.

    The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. -Thomas Morell
    A thimble of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains. -Dutch Proverb
    Never pass up the chance to keep your mouth shut. -Anonymous Cowboy

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