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Old 01-13-06, 10:32 AM   #1
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Hey all,
I have a guy here who says"I hate bikers because they take up the road so I have to kill children and their suits look dumb."
Any help?
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Old 01-13-06, 10:39 AM   #2
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Old 01-13-06, 10:42 AM   #3
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Have him explain the "I have to kill children" part. It puzzles me.
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Old 01-13-06, 02:17 PM   #4
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When ppl talk that crap, I go into full wiseass mode.

- "I have to kill kids because of you." "I pay attention and just steer around them. What's your excuse?"
- "Your clothes look so gay." "Maybe, but they'll fit me next year, lardass. And they don't look near as gay as your BMW."

Two things happen: They either shut up with a confused look, or they go into a frothing rant. Either one is funny. I hope this helps.
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Old 01-13-06, 03:13 PM   #5
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He is beyond help
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Old 01-13-06, 03:51 PM   #6
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Don Johnson once asked Hunter S. Thompson: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" Thompson slapped Johnson across the face.

I recommend a similar approach with your "friend."
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