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Old 06-04-01, 01:41 PM   #1
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There is no Santa Claus!

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Old 06-04-01, 01:57 PM   #2
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew you would do this to me! How can I go on now? Who will I ask now for all my new gear?

Wait a minute.... if I ask my wife she will buy it all now right?
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huh?
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No Santa??? Well actually, I am responsible for his absence. He didn't bring me what I wanted for Christmas so I chased him away with a baseball bat. Last I heard he commited Hari Kari.
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Old 06-04-01, 02:27 PM   #5
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Oh well, time to buddy up to Hanukkah Harry.
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Servus!

Wait a minute... if the IS no Santa Claus, then who was that fat guy in the Father Christmas outfit eating cookies and swilling down my congac last December?!?!
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Old 06-04-01, 03:02 PM   #7
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Hey ridealot...

If your wife is anything like RangerGirl, you'll be getting a mid-sized lump of coal in your stocking around the holidays!

I find it ironic that my father-in-law is named Claus, is jolly, enjoys giving gifts, and has a white beard!

Hehehe...
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Old 06-04-01, 03:22 PM   #8
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Servus!

The lump is only mid-sized due to the fact that she spent the budget on shoes...

I guess it could be worse...don't know howright at this moment, but I'm sure it could be!
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Old 06-04-01, 03:51 PM   #9
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"Si le pre Nol n'existait pas, il faudrait l'inventer."

"If Santa didn't exist, he'd have to be invented."

(With apologies to Voltaire.)
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Old 06-04-01, 05:21 PM   #10
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As long as I maintain my high Fiber diet I'll always know that Mr. Hankey will be around to bring me presents...

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There is one word alone that can describe my feelings about this.

Ick.
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Yes, Virginia, (& Pete) There is a Santa Claus
Editorial Page, New York Sun, 1897

We take pleasure in answering thus prominently the communication below, expressing at the same time our great gratification that its faithful author is numbered among the friends of The Sun:
Dear Editor,

I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, "If you see it in The Sun, it's so." Please tell me the truth, is there a Santa Claus?

Virginia O'Hanlon


Virginia, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus! It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies. You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if you did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Virginia, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!
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Old 06-04-01, 08:09 PM   #13
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No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives and lives forever
"Not only is there a Santa Claus, but here I am to prove it."
--Miracle on 34th Street

I am Santa Claus. I wrap the gifts. I go out and buy the tree. Yes, Santa Claus exists, and here I am to prove it.

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That's a classic--and a lovely one, too. Thanks!
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You don't want my four year old son to cry if he knows that Santa, doesn't exist. would you
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That's a classic--and a lovely one, too. Thanks!
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Santa Claus gave my my first bike, if it wernt for santa, i probly wouldnt have this website, i wouldnt be replying to this thread, i would have never known Pete Clark (is that a good thing? ) i would have watched TV tonite instead of riding my bike, i would probly weigh in at 300lbs, and never show off my lycra to the world... thank you, santa . . .
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Sometimes I think Joe is Santa.

But no, I guess not--he posted his photo--too skinny...
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Tell her she can buy me the Colnago C-40 okay?

What size? I will ask but no promises, You will be lucky if you get colonge! How good have you been?
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If your wife is anything like RangerGirl, you'll be getting a mid-sized lump of coal in your stocking around the holidays!
Yep that is about it. Every year I ask for the same thing and she always replies " Unless it is black and will burn for a long time you aren't getting it" All well....
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I find it ironic that my father-in-law is named Claus, is jolly, enjoys giving gifts, and has a white beard!
Ranger's father-in-law IS Santa!!!!!!! :dance:
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If I remember correctly, and it has been a LONG time, Santa brought me my first bike, too! Santa Claus does exist and I will loosen the QR of anyone who says otherwise!
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If I remember correctly, and it has been a LONG time, Santa brought me my first bike, too! Santa Claus does exist and I will loosen the QR of anyone who says otherwise!
Rainman I totally agree with with you, what will my 3 year old son think, if he knew that "Santa Doesn"t Exist"
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okay, now Pete, them's fightin' words! Santa does exist! Okay, so I've been way to bad to get anything lately, so I can let ol' Santa slide, and he doesn't need to get my kids anything, cause he knows that we can provide for them.

In summation, he simply exists.
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Hey Badger, Merry Christmas man!!! Here's your Colnago C-40!!!! Ho ho ho

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