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Old 10-07-06, 11:16 AM   #1
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The real reason drivers don't notice us

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061005/...itain_sex_dc_1
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Old 10-07-06, 11:38 AM   #2
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Interesting enough thats what I also think about while I am on a bike.
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Old 10-07-06, 12:34 PM   #3
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This is a real issue with guys.
Here is a very incomplete short list of things that may cause a guy to think about sex, or be in use when the thought occurs.

Little baby ducks
Watermelon wine.
Pigs.
Commercial Jets flying 30,000ft overhead.
Rocks.
Lawn mowers.
Onions.
Trees
Inkjet printers
Boiling water.
Crescent Wrenches.
Hubcaps
Table legs
Colnago
Roofing nails
Vacuum cleaners.

Face it we got problems.
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Old 10-07-06, 12:37 PM   #4
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It's true, i'm thinking of sex right now.
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Old 10-07-06, 04:06 PM   #5
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YOU might all be thinking of sex, but I....


Never mind.
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Old 10-07-06, 04:47 PM   #6
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Rocks? Roofing nails? You guys have real problems.
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We arent pretty enough. Thats why drivers dont notice us.
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Interesting enough thats what I also think about while I am on a bike.
Impossible. The Private part is nimbed after riding for some period of time.
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Impossible. The Private part is nimbed after riding for some period of time.
Well, I dont think you are taking into consideration the process of massaging the Private part to get the circulation back so that the nimbness will go away.
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