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    Avatar out of order. MarkS's Avatar
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    The real reason drivers don't notice us

    Cars kill 45,000 Americans every year.
    This is like losing a war every year, except without the parades.

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    Interesting enough thats what I also think about while I am on a bike.
    I see hills.... Bring them on!!!
    Stay calm and bring a towel.

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    This is a real issue with guys.
    Here is a very incomplete short list of things that may cause a guy to think about sex, or be in use when the thought occurs.

    Little baby ducks
    Watermelon wine.
    Pigs.
    Commercial Jets flying 30,000ft overhead.
    Rocks.
    Lawn mowers.
    Onions.
    Trees
    Inkjet printers
    Boiling water.
    Crescent Wrenches.
    Hubcaps
    Table legs
    Colnago
    Roofing nails
    Vacuum cleaners.

    Face it we got problems.
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    Long haired freak. wethepeople's Avatar
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    It's true, i'm thinking of sex right now.

    "the bus came by and I got on, that's when it all began...there was Cowboy Neal at the wheel of a bus to never-ever land."


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    YOU might all be thinking of sex, but I....


    Never mind.
    Ride a bike. It makes your legs stringy, and less tasty to our Kanamit friends.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Dominatrikes sbhikes's Avatar
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    Rocks? Roofing nails? You guys have real problems.
    ~Diane
    Recumbents: Lightning Thunderbolt, '06 Catrike Pocket. Upright: Trek Mountain Bike.
    8.5 mile commute. I like bike lanes.

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    Spelling Snob Hobartlemagne's Avatar
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    We arent pretty enough. Thats why drivers dont notice us.

    The first rule of flats is You don't talk about flats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by UmneyDurak
    Interesting enough thats what I also think about while I am on a bike.
    Impossible. The Private part is nimbed after riding for some period of time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yuhoo
    Impossible. The Private part is nimbed after riding for some period of time.
    Well, I dont think you are taking into consideration the process of massaging the Private part to get the circulation back so that the nimbness will go away.
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