Vomit as a Weapon
05-09-07, 10:11 PM
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Vomit as a Weapon
I've been really ill.
Puking and worse for a few days. On my ride home from work I had to stop twice to puke. The second time a total F**kwad starts beeping, revving and shouting. My gag reflex failed me. After all that time retching and puking I couldn't even manage a tiny morsel of spew to decorate the f**ker's car.
I felt pathetic and naseous.
Please, please, please, somebody tell me that they've pulled this stunt off. Then I can live vicariously through you.
Puking and worse for a few days. On my ride home from work I had to stop twice to puke. The second time a total F**kwad starts beeping, revving and shouting. My gag reflex failed me. After all that time retching and puking I couldn't even manage a tiny morsel of spew to decorate the f**ker's car.
I felt pathetic and naseous.
Please, please, please, somebody tell me that they've pulled this stunt off. Then I can live vicariously through you.
05-09-07, 10:15 PM
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That's funny, I'm a psychiatric nurse.
But I don't work with bulimics.
But I don't work with bulimics.
05-09-07, 10:23 PM
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05-09-07, 10:41 PM
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Ya know that thing where the human body can't handle a gallon of whole milk in an hour? Yeah, I've tried, can't keep it down. Had to stop and get off the bike to puke. It was spectacular, tidal wave of vomit, but I had a ceasar salad beforehand so it stunk like hell.
Bet your friends to do it, but don't do it yourself, more fun that way. You can totally put up tons of money saying they can't do it as long as they drink whole milk, none of that wussy skim or anything.
Bet your friends to do it, but don't do it yourself, more fun that way. You can totally put up tons of money saying they can't do it as long as they drink whole milk, none of that wussy skim or anything.
05-09-07, 10:58 PM
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as i scrolled down the forum looking for interesting threads, this one just popped out at me.
05-09-07, 11:33 PM
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This seems like as good a time as any to mention that I haven't puked, for any reason, in about 16 years. However, if I ever have the chance to vom on an offensive motorist, that just might break the streak.
05-09-07, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by thebristolkid
This seems like as good a time as any to mention that I haven't puked, for any reason, in about 16 years.
05-09-07, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by 666pack
what have you been doing? ... or not doing?
A) Boring as hell
B) A devout Mormon
C) An absolute tank
You decide. One thing is for damn sure...I am the Cal Ripken Jr. of not-vomiting.
05-09-07, 11:55 PM
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your bike isnt a entry level mountain bike with a chain guard to keep your slacks out of it while you go door to door. so im ruling out option b
05-10-07, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by thebristolkid
I am:
A) Boring as hell
B) A devout Mormon
C) An absolute tank
You decide. One thing is for damn sure...I am the Cal Ripken Jr. of not-vomiting.
A) Boring as hell
B) A devout Mormon
C) An absolute tank
You decide. One thing is for damn sure...I am the Cal Ripken Jr. of not-vomiting.
You SSSOOOOOOO just jinxed yourself.
05-10-07, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Rugen
You SSSOOOOOOO just jinxed yourself.
05-10-07, 12:47 AM
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05-10-07, 05:38 AM
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Yeah I did that the morning after a work party. I got sent to the first aid room that is supposed to be for visitors (I work at a major London tourist attraction) where I snoozed for the rest of the day @£7/hr.
Needless to say I hadn't felt up to riding to work that day but if i had there would have been some interestingly decorated taxis around town.
Needless to say I hadn't felt up to riding to work that day but if i had there would have been some interestingly decorated taxis around town.
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My brother puked all over his teacher's desk in the third grade. Also, into her coffe cup which was on said desk. I didn't see it, but to hear him tell the tale, it was AWESOME!
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Originally Posted by Rugen
You SSSOOOOOOO just jinxed yourself.
05-10-07, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by thebristolkid
This seems like as good a time as any to mention that I haven't puked, for any reason, in about 16 years. However, if I ever have the chance to vom on an offensive motorist, that just might break the streak.
05-10-07, 02:41 PM
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Thats funny man. But you can imagine the formidability of vomit. I mean it comes straight from your guts, acidic and wreaking an awful morphisized smell of whatever you had in it. Picture the acid blood in those monsters in that movie 'Alienl, kind of like that, but weaker. Its god awful horrible.
I remember getting sick at work one time, and having to ride home on my Harley 'Sportster' at 2 AM in the morning. I was sicker than a dog, ready to barf at any moment, thinking the wind in my face might help, but did'nt. Finally I could'nt hold it back, and my guts opened up, spewing vomit all over the beautiful teal paint on my 'peanut' gas tank and on the hot chrome drag pipes I had on the bike. Of course the wind blew it back into my face too, and all over my clothes. When I got home I was wretched and sick, ready to cry because I threw-up all over my bike, which upset my wife. The smell of vomit burned into those hot drag pipes was the most horrible smell you can imagine, and I had to use steel wool just to get it off.
thought I'd share that with you
Originally Posted by jetbike
I've been really ill.
Puking and worse for a few days. On my ride home from work I had to stop twice to puke. The second time a total F**kwad starts beeping, revving and shouting. My gag reflex failed me. After all that time retching and puking I couldn't even manage a tiny morsel of spew to decorate the f**ker's car.
Puking and worse for a few days. On my ride home from work I had to stop twice to puke. The second time a total F**kwad starts beeping, revving and shouting. My gag reflex failed me. After all that time retching and puking I couldn't even manage a tiny morsel of spew to decorate the f**ker's car.
Thats funny man. But you can imagine the formidability of vomit. I mean it comes straight from your guts, acidic and wreaking an awful morphisized smell of whatever you had in it. Picture the acid blood in those monsters in that movie 'Alienl, kind of like that, but weaker. Its god awful horrible.
I remember getting sick at work one time, and having to ride home on my Harley 'Sportster' at 2 AM in the morning. I was sicker than a dog, ready to barf at any moment, thinking the wind in my face might help, but did'nt. Finally I could'nt hold it back, and my guts opened up, spewing vomit all over the beautiful teal paint on my 'peanut' gas tank and on the hot chrome drag pipes I had on the bike. Of course the wind blew it back into my face too, and all over my clothes. When I got home I was wretched and sick, ready to cry because I threw-up all over my bike, which upset my wife. The smell of vomit burned into those hot drag pipes was the most horrible smell you can imagine, and I had to use steel wool just to get it off.
thought I'd share that with you