So there I am on a 25mph street in downtown, right where the business area ends and the residential part begins. I'm sitting in the left turn only lane getting ready to (yup, you guessed it) make a left turn on to a one way street. At the moment the light goes green there is no one behind me, but a steady line of cars coming across towards my direction, I ease out a little further so that I can get a good jump one the traffic clears. Some semi-intelligent fecal matter that poses as a human pulls up behind me in his truck, obviously wanting to turn left as well. But we are both stuck there because there are about 6 more autos that have the right of way to cross. so this idiot behind me gives a nice 3 second beep. WTF? I turn to look at him and mouth "WHAT" in about the most scowful face I have, which ironically is also the most pleasant face I have. Then it gets funny.
A pedestrian at the cross walk yells "What do you want him to do, pull in front of a car, dumb ass? Can't you see that guy is 3 times as big as you and could probably ass **** you??" I was glad I wasn't clipped in at the time because I would have definately fallen over laughing.
Sometimes it's actually fun to be the victim.