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    Stupid ***** Waffle House Waitress...

    I went to the Waffle House last night during the 3AM rush after the bars close and when I put my bike in the booth across from me, she told me I couldn't bring it inside. I don't carry a lock, and i certainly don't want some cager hillbilly stealing my bike, so I said:

    "Don't you know I'm saving the planet?" barely controlling my anger. Then she threatened to call the cops. All cyclists should boycott Waffle House until she apologizes to me and/or gives me a free pecan waffle. I bet she voted for Bush, stupid *****.
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    Yeah, I want to park my motorcycle inside. And my pickup truck.

    Waaahhhh.

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    food is crap why even go too a waffle house
    "Advantages Must Be Pressed, Disadvantages Must Be Overcome"

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    You forgot to tell her IHOP lets cyclists race through the restaurant.

    Pretty soon you won't have any place left to eat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlmostTrick View Post
    You forgot to tell her IHOP lets cyclists race through the restaurant.

    Pretty soon you won't have any place left to eat!
    There is always the free samples, or what ever you can snack on and put back on the shelf (or steal) at Walmart!

    The local Walmart lets me park my bike even closer to the entrance than the disabled get in the segregated handicapped zone and fatsos in their land barges idling near the front door.

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    You should have bought your bike a cup of coffee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson View Post
    I went to the Waffle House last night during the 3AM rush after the bars close and when I put my bike in the booth across from me, she told me I couldn't bring it inside. I don't carry a lock, and i certainly don't want some cager hillbilly stealing my bike, so I said:

    "Don't you know I'm saving the planet?" barely controlling my anger. Then she threatened to call the cops. All cyclists should boycott Waffle House until she apologizes to me and/or gives me a free pecan waffle. I bet she voted for Bush, stupid *****.
    Who'se stupid here? Provocative and rude, maybe the waffle house should boycott you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinydr View Post
    For shame!

    They must have better free samples at Hyvee, no?
    Yeah HyVee samples are better and that is where my wife does most of our food shopping but it doesn't have my favorite lead painted toys to gnaw on, and besides, the OP has a thing for Walmart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyLowe97 View Post
    You should have bought your bike a cup of coffee.
    McDonalds is the place for coffee; pippin' hot!

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    I remember Hyvee from when I lived in Pella, waaay better than Walmart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I-Like-To-Bike View Post
    McDonalds is the place for coffee; pippin' hot!
    I'm a BK Joe kind of guy.

    I wish we had Waffle Houses up north. Gotta get down around I-70 before they start showing up every three feet.

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    Why don't consumptive cagers appreciate what we do for Mother Earth?

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    Why do you hate breakfast?
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    Why do you hate breakfast?
    I love breakfast, that's what I was trying to get at the Waffle House. Can you possibly think of one good reason a restaurant would have for not wanting a bicycle inside when they are extremely busy? I mean, I'm saving the planet, unlike those drunk cager toerags that were tripping over my Long Haul Trucker.

    If you're helping to save the planet, you should be offered free food wherever you go, anyway, to offset the carbon you aren't dumping into the atmosphere. People who disagree with me are wrong. My bike should be able to accompany me anywhere because it is symbolic of how I am saving the earth.

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    Kris, doesn't your bike have one of these on the downtube? You'd have gotten gratis grits if so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson View Post
    Why don't consumptive cagers appreciate what we do for Mother Earth?
    They are brainwashed by TV advertising!! Otherwise they would be in the streets cheering us along and showering us with chocolates and flowers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinydr View Post
    Maybe they were concerned that a passing motorist, unable to repress their anti-cyclist rage, would crash through the wall of the restaurant in an attempt to destroy the bicycle...?

    I definitely agree about free food though... we need more threads about this subject.
    Hey, I feel like you are perhaps mocking me, a person who is a Car-Free Planet Warrior. This is not the thread for sarcasm, friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson View Post
    you should be offered free food wherever you go
    Yes, I should.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    All this talk about waffles is making me hungry. I think I'll go to Waffle House tonight.
    Never say die

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinydr View Post
    There is never room for the mocking of free food!!!

    Fight on mighty warrior!
    That's right, the Quest for free food is the true mark of a Serious Cyclist. Free Beer and Pizza on demand for Righteous Cycling Crusaders is the Holy Grail; any Real Cyclist would know this.

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    http://www.wafflehouse.com/contactus.asp

    Here is where everyone should send their e-mails. Please, take these complaint letters seriously, as if you were writing a report for school. 3-5 pages double spaced. No cursing.

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    Dear Waffle House,

    I wants me waffles and me bicycle too.
    Quit being a dick.

    signed,
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    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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