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Old 12-29-08, 06:43 AM   #1
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Apple Cans MTB Rider That Thinks Different

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Among the floutings of convention cited in Barlow's Apple employee file: developing a pulley system to store his mountain bike above his workstation
Unbelievable. Simply unbelievable. Sure, it sounds like the guy might have been a little different,
Apple Fires MTB Riding Employee, but isn't that what Apple is all about, thinking differently, marching to a different drum?

Do any of your employers let you customize your office to accommodate your bicycle riding? I mean, sure you have to abide by the rules and stuff, it needs to be presentable.
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Old 12-29-08, 06:47 AM   #2
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Um, the onion.
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Do I even break up this joke thread?
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Another victim of Onionization.
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Another victim of Onionization.
In other words, nothing to cry over.
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No no, The Onion got bought out by Fox Corp, now they don't do satire anymore.

Wink wink
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Don't know which is funnier- the article or the fact that someone read it and thought it was true. Definitely well done satire.
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No no, The Onion got bought out by Fox Corp, now they don't do satire anymore.

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Sounds like another Onion story. "Wink wink" is cute though
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Don't know which is funnier- the article or the fact that someone read it and thought it was true. Definitely well done satire.
Especially since it was dobber that posted it.
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+1 for the Onion.
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That's what's great about a good Onion article for a moment or two they got you.
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Especially since it was dobber that posted it.
Wait, you mean Apple didn't have a problem with his Jim Henson desktop?
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Wait, you mean Apple didn't have a problem with his Jim Henson desktop?

Yes, Dobber, but there is a Santa Claus.
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Yes, Dobber, but there is a Santa Claus.
Well duh, where else would the presents come from
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Well duh, where else would the presents come from
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Look at the Onion on the Apple employee. Must be from riding her MTB....
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