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Old 04-11-09, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Chris516
She was as ignorant, as they come. She told me I wasn't allowed to ride of the sidewalk. I would have shown her, that she was wrong but, I had to get to an appointment.


Talk about turning the tables. Smart motorist meets jack@$$ cyclist.

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Old 04-11-09, 12:28 PM
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The only time I hit a car on purpose was on skates, the guy ran a right on red so I rolled up to the car and smacked the roof right over his head as hard as I could and said next time I would put my fist through the window. On a bike I wouldn't because all my bikes are vintage. I did get doored and hit the guy in the hand and broke his fingers. I aimed at the hinge but hit the door handle, too bad for that clown.
I on the other hand suffered no damage to bike or self.
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Old 04-11-09, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by subverita
Are there any traffic laws you abide by?
Nope. Just the laws of physics.
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Old 04-11-09, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by JoeyBike
Nope. Just the laws of physics.
Dead man cycling. Dead man cycling here.
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Old 04-13-09, 11:10 AM
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Talk about turning the tables. Smart motorist meets jack@$$ cyclist.
Amen

Aside from riding on two wheels, it's pretty clear we have so very little in common.
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Old 04-13-09, 11:12 AM
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Nope. Just the laws of physics.
I feel sorry for the po fool who ends up crippling you.
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