One from today goes like this:
I was coming to a light that just turned green, in my little zone on the road side, and I tuck behind a car to go through the intersection (mostly to avoid an accident). The car decides to turn right, so I slow down with it, waiting to pass. The dumbass stops, so I trackstand waiting for him yelling for him to turn, and then he wouldn't. I went to pass him on the right, then he decided to go. I was the *******, according to what he yelled to me as he drove away after nearly hitting me and bulldozing my bike.