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Originally Posted by 1nterceptor
"There you are behind the wheel of this two-ton killing machine, and someone cuts in front of you, completely unprotected (save for a hard plastic hat), driving at half of your speed. For however long it takes that biker to notice you behind him and move out of the way, you have to tensely alternate between lightly tapping on the gas pedal and slamming on the break, knowing that you're just one slip of the foot from murder. As much as I hate bikers, I only want to kill them figuratively, not literally."
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College humor tends to be written by broke people skimming to get by who don't attend college. Think about it and move along.
Don't let some well-meaning person write an uplifting story in your obituary. YOU ARE DEAD.