Or maybe my sense of humor is better than most. I can think of a long list of things passing motorists can/have done to me that deserved the attention of law enforcement. If I called the cops every time a diesel blew smoke on me I think Siri would divorce me and the cops would block my number.
A&S is a tough crowd. Wow.
To desensitize yourselves go here:
These are trucks at a diesel tech training course and are all in perfect repair. Or do a Google search for "Diesel Smokeout Video" - it's a hillbilly national pastime. Get with the program folks. Embrace a foreign culture today! (Although, I don't think the local fire department was all that impressed when they showed up for nothing)