Does anyone get tired of bull-poop?
When I was little, I played a game. When watching tv, I would say things like, "Oh, that was so fake!" or, "That's impossible." It made the insults they hurled at my intelligence easier to bear.
So, what about this tasty morsel? CAR ADS. I'm sure there's a lot to nail in these oceans of crap, but how about this:
Did you ever see a car ad about the newest hunk of steel stuck in gridlock, inching along at 3 mph on the "freeway," or sitting at a green light, unable to move because the traffic is halted for a mile or so?
NO! What you see is,
"ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM! Zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom, zoom...yea, yea, yea, yea..."
Or zooming through the most awsome countryside at uninhibited speed, with no apparent destination and no holdups.
Or some choreographed, motorized ballet at high-speed.
Have you ever driven the interstate for 8 or so hours between chains of major cities and found that construction and traffic congestion never seems to stop?
Tell the truth!