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    BEN HURT II Chariot Wars - Feb 16th, Portland OR

    BEN HURT II Chariot Wars
    http://www.zoobomb.net/minibikewinter (up soon I swear)



    Watch the video for ****sake!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4T_XcvR89o

    BEN HURT II Chariot Wars be a post-apocalyptic battle for life and limb.
    YAR! It be a true test of might and stoopidity. Can you ride a little girl's bike and get hit the most hardest by a padded mace? Or would you rather cheat, (cheating is allowed) and use chicken-**** bombs made from real chicken-**** like the chicken-**** you are?! Or maybe just show up in your underwear and win anyway because you are badass? Hey, it happened last year...

    There will be a multitude of chariot tests, from speed to steed, gladiator to flatulator, chugger to bugger, flailing to wailing, and dying. Yes dying, and after that, drinking. Okay, fine, during too.

    Either way, prepare yourselves for this year's minibikewinter, February 14th-18th. Events include: stencil & craft night, lightbar, badass challenge, gravity bike race, freakbike race, chariot speed races, chariot fashion show, chariot chugging, chariot deth match, alleykitten, partaaaying, rollo, derby, whiplash, jousting, cupcake challenge, tour de bomb, and much, much more!

    Be you a soul with questions? Answers? Insults? Wanna place to stay? Email us beotch!
    gabrielamadeus+mbw@gmail.com


    Whatsthat you say? You wanna help promote? FANTASTICO!

    Download:

    flickr jpegs (low quality)
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/gabriel...ags/benhurtii/

    ~20 different versions for 11x17 size paper:
    http://www.zoobomb.net/minibikewinte...URT2_11x17.pdf

    ~20 different versions for 8.5x11 size paper:
    http://www.zoobomb.net/minibikewinte...URT2_85x11.pdf

    4-up on a 8.5x11 paper:
    http://www.zoobomb.net/minibikewinte...TRpage_4up.pdf

    4-up on 11x17 paper (long sheets):
    http://www.zoobomb.net/minibikewinte...ge_on11x17.pdf

    Or animated GIFs for web promo:
    ~30k:

    html:
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    <a href="http://www.zoobomb.net/minibikewinter/" title="BEN HURT II"><img src="http://www.zoobomb.net/minibikewinter/webbanner120x60_long30k.gif"  alt="BEN HURT II" /></a>
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    ps: I'm going to kick your ass this year.
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    Too bad it couldn't coincide with the NAHBS. I'd love to at least show up (well, if I had time ).

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    They're already both jam-packed weekends, You'll have to come down for both! Besides, I wanna go to the NAHBS...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capn ˇFUN! View Post
    They're already both jam-packed weekends, You'll have to come down for both! Besides, I wanna go to the NAHBS...
    Not enough vacation time, unfortunately. I'm shifting to different days off (Wednesday/Thurday) after the 5th of January, so I'd have to ask for two weekends off in a row AND I'm already going down to California in March for the Cinderella ride.

    But if you're going to be at the Lucky Lab for the anticipated get together (not firm on date or time yet), that would be cool . A bunch of the C & V forum people will be there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by East Hill View Post
    But if you're going to be at the Lucky Lab for the anticipated get together (not firm on date or time yet), that would be cool . A bunch of the C & V forum people will be there..
    It'll be more than C&V people, for sure. Folks in SSFG are going to try to make it, too.

    Capn - it's going to be at the SE Lucky Lab, so you know there will be plenty of space for multiple forums.
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    Quote Originally Posted by donnamb View Post
    It'll be more than C&V people, for sure. Folks in SSFG are going to try to make it, too.
    Oh! Even better! The more the merrier .

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    wait now, when's this?
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    The show's on Saturday and Sunday. I think the idea is to try and get together perhaps on Friday? Or, could just be a 'we'll meet here at x time on Friday and Saturday to see who shows up'.

    Whatever, I'm going!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capn ˇFUN! View Post
    wait now, when's this?
    I just sent you an email to the address you use on the Shift list.
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    BRAND SPANKING ME HARDER NEW VIDEO, NEVER BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE, GET IT WHILE IT IS HAWT!


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuf_aUc-wwg
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    I want to be there.

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