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MsVicki
04-20-05, 02:50 PM
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
MsVicki
04-20-05, 02:51 PM
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
MsVicki
04-20-05, 02:53 PM
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
MsVicki
04-20-05, 02:54 PM
Rottweiler: Make me.
MsVicki
04-20-05, 02:55 PM
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
MsVicki
04-20-05, 02:56 PM
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
MsVicki
04-20-05, 02:58 PM
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
MsVicki
04-20-05, 02:59 PM
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
MsVicki
04-20-05, 03:01 PM
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
MsVicki
04-20-05, 03:03 PM
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
MsVicki
04-20-05, 03:05 PM
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....
MsVicki
04-20-05, 03:06 PM
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
MsVicki
04-20-05, 03:08 PM
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
MsVicki
04-20-05, 03:09 PM
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
MsVicki
04-20-05, 03:11 PM
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?
iamlucky13
04-20-05, 07:35 PM
Hehe...pretty good. Definitely reveals the personality
Blackberry
04-20-05, 09:32 PM
Good ones, MsVickie.
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb.
A: None of your damn business
Blackberry
04-20-05, 09:33 PM
Maybe this is too old but--How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb.
A: Only one, but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to really want to change.
MelesMeles
04-22-05, 01:07 AM
Hehe...pretty good. Definitely reveals the personality

I was about to say that :o :D
Raiyn
04-22-05, 01:28 AM
What light bulb? Not that I care I can see in the dark
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