TrekDen
04-24-05, 07:19 AM
This would be his jersey!
http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/photos/races05/georgia/da2-children.jpg
http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/photos/races05/georgia/da2-children.jpg
General Cycling Discussion - If Michael Jackson was a cyclist?
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KrisPistofferson
04-24-05, 07:22 AM
I don't think Jackson will get that close to kids again until his next life.
Doctor Who
04-24-05, 07:35 AM
No, I see little children, but that jersey doesn't have any Disney characters or pornography on it.
Save the "Evil" jersey for a more deserving person, like George W. Bush.
Save the "Evil" jersey for a more deserving person, like George W. Bush.
Doctor Morbius
04-24-05, 07:58 AM
MJ wouldn't have any girls in the picture.
There's an old joke that goes "how do you know when MJ has thrown a big party?" Answer is "because there are a lot of tricycles in the front yard of Neverland". So according to that joke, MJ is at least into cycling of sorts!
Any parent that would let their kid within 100 miles of that weirdo should know what's going to happen to them.
There's an old joke that goes "how do you know when MJ has thrown a big party?" Answer is "because there are a lot of tricycles in the front yard of Neverland". So according to that joke, MJ is at least into cycling of sorts!
Any parent that would let their kid within 100 miles of that weirdo should know what's going to happen to them.
suntreader
04-24-05, 08:04 AM
He'd take the saddle off his bike and just ride on the seatpost.
shokhead
04-24-05, 08:05 AM
If he gets off,no pun,parents will line up to do the very same thing. You dont think they thought he was strane before? Fame and money is a hell of a draw and there kid is a way to get to it. Sad indeed.
jeff-o
04-24-05, 08:06 AM
He'd take the saddle off his bike and just ride on the seatpost.
Beat me to it!
It's kind of sad that (at least) two people would think of that joke, though.
Beat me to it!
It's kind of sad that (at least) two people would think of that joke, though.
Gojohnnygo.
04-24-05, 12:23 PM
Mj
suntreader
04-24-05, 01:31 PM
Beat me to it!
It's kind of sad that (at least) two people would think of that joke, though.
Who's joking?
It's kind of sad that (at least) two people would think of that joke, though.
Who's joking?
spinbackle
04-25-05, 11:05 PM
I don't think Jackson will get that close to kids again until his next life.
I'm willing to bet he'll go back to his same old habits as soon as he can if he doesn't end up in prison. "Children are special!"
I'm willing to bet he'll go back to his same old habits as soon as he can if he doesn't end up in prison. "Children are special!"
forum*rider
04-25-05, 11:10 PM
hey, I like that jersey...
capsicum
04-26-05, 04:31 AM
Mj
:lol: I saved that one.
:lol: I saved that one.
MERTON
04-26-05, 11:00 AM
hhis nose would shoot off like a rocket due to the increased blood pressure. nasty!!! :eek:
Metro
04-26-05, 02:19 PM
He should have never left basketball for baseball. - Oh that's Michael Jordon, not Michael Jackson......Never mind.