ubiquitous. Told by my english teacher, good stuff

[phantomcow2]

Well ubiquitous was one of our vocab words for english and my teacher told me a good joke to remember it:
So there was this little boy, probably 6-8 years old and he is trying to pull up this red radio flyer wagon full of junk up a hill.
He just cant make it, he starts dropping the F bomb right and left. F this F that, sh|+ etc. He uses the lords name invain, jesus this and jesus that.
So about half way up the hill there is a church, the boy passes by it while he continues his language.
The priest comes out and says "little boy, why are you swearing, why are you using the lords name invaine?".
"I cant get this F-ing wagon up the this F-ing hill", he replied. the priest expresses his dissatisfaction with the boy using the name jesus in such a way and says "Jesus is ubiquitous".
"What does that mean?" says the boy
'It means god is all around us"
"So is he over there"
"Yes" says the priest
"is he in the church"
"of course, god is ubiquitous", says the priest
"Is he in this wagon"
"yes, I told you, god is ubiquitous"
"Well tell him to get the F- out and push"