Jokes & Humor - New Evening Classes For Men!

All are welcome.
Open to men only.
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.
The entire course lasts two days. Topics include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS: DO THEY GROW ON HOLDERS?
Rountable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND THE FLOOR
Practicing with hamper plus pictures and graphics

DISHES & SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE / FLY TO THE KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Panel debate with experts

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other. Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE GARBAGE?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
Powerpoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Live testimonial from the one man who did

BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND PARTNER
Online class and role play

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation, and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors

No thanks, I took the home study course.

Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha)

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

20. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You've Worn Before

I told my son that he DEFINITELY needed day one of the men's courses. He informed me that I needed to go to number one of the women's courses.

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