Jokes & Humor - Mountain Bike Jokes

Well, actually, I don't have one but I was hoping someone else did. I'll get a $5 discount on my new bike if I can make the *****y guy at my bike shop laugh with one. Of course this is a matter of pride over the $5 (though it will be to buy a victory brew). If you don't have a good joke a picture of your buddy bailing on the very ride he brags about clearing every time will do just fine. I don't have one of those either but one day, oh yes, one day.

Rated R and not really a mountain bike joke, but here goes:

Two Dutch girls are riding their bikes home through Amsterdam when they realize how late it is. One girl suggests they take a shortcut through an older, seedier part of town and the other agrees.

After a few miles down the dark streets, one girl says, nervously, "I've never come this way before."

The first girl replies, knowingly, "It's the cobblestones."

:lol:

hahaha nice, i had to read it twice but i still got it...

. A man in a Vancouver bike shop tries to buy one
pedal from a set. The new young employee
tells him that they sell only the whole set as one
however the man persists and asks to see the
manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about
it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his
Manager, "Some stupid jerk wants to buy one pedal !"
As he finished his sentence, he turned to only
find the man standing right behind him, so he added,
And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the
other one." The Manager approved the deal, and the
man went on his way. Later the manager said to the
boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself
out of that situation earlier. We like people who
think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"
"Whistler, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you
leave Whistler?" the manager asked. The boy said,
"Sir, there's nothing but really dirty women and mountain bikers
up there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is
from Whistler." No kidding?" replied the boy. "What does she ride?"

i think i have to re-read that one

Rated R and not really a mountain bike joke, but here goes:

Two Dutch girls are riding their bikes home through Amsterdam when they realize how late it is. One girl suggests they take a shortcut through an older, seedier part of town and the other agrees.

After a few miles down the dark streets, one girl says, nervously, "I've never come this way before."

The first girl replies, knowingly, "It's the cobblestones."

Hehe, and what street would that be? :p

. A man in a Vancouver bike shop tries to buy one
pedal from a set. The new young employee
tells him that they sell only the whole set as one
however the man persists and asks to see the
manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about
it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his
Manager, "Some stupid jerk wants to buy one pedal !"
As he finished his sentence, he turned to only
find the man standing right behind him, so he added,
And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the
other one." The Manager approved the deal, and the
man went on his way. Later the manager said to the
boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself
out of that situation earlier. We like people who
think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"
"Whistler, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you
leave Whistler?" the manager asked. The boy said,
"Sir, there's nothing but really dirty women and mountain bikers
up there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is
from Whistler." No kidding?" replied the boy. "What does she ride?"

:D

i think i have to re-read that one

I think you need a lot more than just a re-read if you didn't catch that one the 1st time through.