Alt Bike Culture - What sign should I put on my tall bike?

I'm making a few signs to swap into the upper triangle of my tall bike, since it seems like such a large amount of space it would be a shame to waste it. I'm going to do some specific ones, like for the Earth Day celebrations going on tommorow, but I'd like some general ones too. Vote on what you like, or suggest your own sign ideas.

There is a lot of humor to be had with the 'high' jokes, but I don't know how far I want to push them... Depends on the event, I suppose!

peace,
Sam

Tall in the saddle :)

how about "talk to the dork seatin on this tall triangle"?


How about; If you have nothing constructive to add to the thread you keep it to yourself?

Sam, there's a lot of valuable real estate between those tubes... Why not contract advertizing space there and turn a few drachmas in the process?

why not: "MY WAY IS THE HIGH-WAY"

I like them all so far.

You could also consider: 'My other bike is a tall-bike.' 'If I'm wearing a kilt, please don't look up. I'm very traditional.' 'Did you know about that bald spot on the top of your head?' 'Your eaves need cleaning.' 'From up here, you all look like ants.'

"How's the weather down there?"

"Let's get high and have fun' - gotta love the Lords of Acid sampling Bill Cosby...

"I'm high threrefor I am!" hehehe

"High plains drifter"

What's in Uranus it's making you so sensitive?


:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Aren't we original? NOT!



What's in yours that makes you obnoxious & illiterate? :p

Long live the lords of acid. :D I've got some excellent remixes of 'lets get high' on vinyl, totally classic!

Good ideas, folks, keep 'em coming! I love the "did you know about that bald spot?" idea! My other favorite is, "My way is the HIGHway".

I'm gonna have to make a lot of signs, or just sell the space to McDonalds.

peace,
sam

How about "The highballs are on me!"

Tall Bikers Have More Fun!

How about an upside down sign that says "If you can read this, please pick me up!"

You could also consider: 'My other bike is a tall-bike.'
:beer:

How about "address me as yor Highness!" :D

Just not the "what's the weather like" question.

Koff

High roller ?

How about an upside down sign that says "If you can read this, please pick me up!"


:lol: The best by far! Kudos

There's a jeep running around the area with "If you can read this, please turn me over" written upside-down across the top of the windshield. I get a chuckle everytime I see it.

These are so good you need quick change signs and swap off.

Joe

uhh... how's about "HOLY CRAP THAT'S TALL!"

I went with the first one. I'd rather be high.

This is off-topic, but it would be really cool if you could mount a large beach umbrella above that thing. Every time I see a photo of it, it appears to be begging for just such an addition :)

"I'm compensating"

Enjoy

I vote for...

WALKIN' TALL

I vote for...

WALKIN' TALL

Yes.
Or: Dale is dead.

I just want a big sign that says: "If you're not getting paid to drive like a NASCAR driver, then don't."

"I wonder what would happen if I dropped a penny from up here?"

"I duck for bridges"

"Feet on the pedals, head in the clouds"

"Hello down there!"

"Speed, nothin'. I'm goin' for altitude!"

"Any higher, I'd need a spacesuit!"

There ya go! Enjoy!

Ooo, good ones zoogirl. ;)

Plus, the I'm Compensating one is great! A guy was joking around with me the other day and telling me, "Oh man, that thing is like the big ole SUV of the bike world!" and I told him, "You know, I heard that the size of your penis is directly proportional to the size of your head tube." He got a kick out of that, and rode off laughing (with me, not at me, I think). ;)

peace,
sam

"The weather is just as polluted up here, too."

"Always take the High Road"
"Caution High Schooler Driving"

1. Don't do drugs, but I sure get High.
2. I showup on airport radar.
3. And to think, this is my short bike.
4. Momma's don't let your kids ride high.

I just saw this tshirt while at lunch. I think it would be fitting for your bike

Utah, but I'm taller.(had the state of Utah in the background).