Neil armstrong interview

[scubajim]

Astronaut Neil Armstrong held a press conference one day to clear up a 26 year old mystery. When he walked on the moon, he said" one step for man, and a giant leap for mankind!" Then he said, "Good Luck Mr. Grosky! Most people at NASA didn't hear that last part but, reporters and the press did. They wondered who Mr Grosky was! Could he be a cosmonaut or some other space personality or who? For 26 years Armstrong never did answer that question for them. Today, the 26 year old mystery would be answered. He said that he couldn't answer then because Mr. Grosky was alive, but he had just died so he could reveal the answer. When I was a kid in Tampa, I loved to play baseball! One day the ball got hit onto the porch of my neighbor Mr. Grosky. I snuck up on his porch to retrieve the ball and heard Mr. and Mrs. Grosky argueing.
"I want oral sex now!" Mrs Grosky yelled! Mr Grosky yelled back,"the day I give you oral sex is the day the kid next door walks on the moon!"

:))

[MediaCreations]

One of the funniest things about this joke is that some people report it as a true story when it's been proven to be another urban myth.

[eubi]

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/mrgorsky.htm

Yep, a myth.

[Moonshot]

But it's like the crippled puppy story, no? ;)