General Cycling Discussion - What does your bike say about you?

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JenM
05-07-05, 07:17 PM
My recumbent trike with a plastic frog on top and a rainbow-striped windsock says to everyone that I'm in no hurry, that I like to have fun, that I like color, and that I've still got a little it of a kid in me.


jeff williams
05-07-05, 07:31 PM
'Paint me! Pleeeease!.'

mtnbiker66
05-07-05, 07:59 PM
Not as much as my porch(needs to be painted) or my grass says about how much time I'm on my bike.


Shifty
05-07-05, 08:06 PM
I guess my bike says that I've got a life other than cycling too, not my main priority in life, or it may just say cheap ba*tard, give it UP!

Rev.Chuck
05-07-05, 08:28 PM
The pristine state of my bike says I don't get to ride it much.

KirkeIsWaiting
05-07-05, 08:37 PM
How about just how loyal I can be for having kept this old peugeot around so long.

Or maybe how snotty I am for not wanting to ride the hybrids because they're heavy and only good for hauling beer home from the liquor store.

khuon
05-07-05, 08:53 PM
Well according to one member of BikeForums, my bike conveys the sense of...


Khuon, I shall now refer to you as the OCD plastic bike bento box boy. In a good way.

:D :D :D

Boise_Pedaler
05-07-05, 10:01 PM
"What does your bike say about you?"

(In bike voice) "OOOOFFFFF!! The FAT "F" has been eating ice cream and pepsi floats again!"

My bike has a bit of an attitude. :rolleyes:

Guest
05-07-05, 10:26 PM
It says I'm riding.

Koffee

cheg
05-07-05, 10:53 PM
That I can't leave well enough alone. Actually, all of my bikes talk about me when I'm not around, I can hear them whispering now... can't you hear it? :eek:


http://home.comcast.net/~cheg01/int_640.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/~cheg01/db_640.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/~cheg01/20_640.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/~cheg01/tandem_640.jpg

Siu Blue Wind
05-07-05, 11:00 PM
When you look at my bike, it gives you the sense that I am casual, ride for the mere pleasure of experiencing my environment and that I baby it...

(But my bike is probably saying "She loves me more than the show car! Neener neener neener!!").

suntreader
05-07-05, 11:16 PM
Has my bike been talking about me again? Ooh... I hate that!

PWRDbyTRD
05-07-05, 11:23 PM
mine says I love cycling...the end :D

jeff williams
05-07-05, 11:49 PM
chegs riding some smoooth bikes. Nice stuff...again a look.
Ha..bulldog...lose the weight longhaul trucker, that's a mtb.

cheg
05-08-05, 12:10 AM
Say 'ello to my leetle fren...

Indestructable, but not light. The dog weighs less than the tires.

catatonic
05-08-05, 01:31 AM
My bike basically says "Hi, ride me!"

....as far as about me...it says I like to go fast....kind of a given....now considering I have a ways to go before I'm fast enough to satisfy my need for speed...well that's another story :p

rmwun54
05-08-05, 02:09 AM
Ride me, no ride me, no ride me, etc... hmmmm.

G-Unit
05-08-05, 02:14 AM
My bike says: "HI! I'm a bicyclist that hates cars!!!"

lisitsa
05-08-05, 02:37 AM
That I can't leave well enough alone. Actually, all of my bikes talk about me when I'm not around, I can hear them whispering now... can't you hear it? :eek:


http://home.comcast.net/~cheg01/int_640.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/~cheg01/db_640.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/~cheg01/20_640.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/~cheg01/tandem_640.jpg

Each of your bikes is more unique than the one before. NICE!!!

Dahon.Steve
05-08-05, 07:49 AM
When I ride my folder, I'm basically looking for attention and get it!
When I ride my beatup street hybrid, I'm doing transportation cycling.
Any of my other of my new bikes means I'm just going for a fast or club ride.

RedHairedScot
05-08-05, 08:12 AM
Mine says I'm a dirty, filty person who only cleans when chunks of mud fall out of the chain.
Kinda like judging a person by the shine of his shoes...

55/Rad
05-08-05, 08:55 AM
Recent conversation when all 4 bikes cornered me for an 'intervention"....

Maillot Jaune: "quit futzing with us and just ride..."
Tete de Course: "Or get me finished, geez, it's been almost a year..."
5500: "I really don't want to lose the decals or go back to the Ultegra 9 - I deserve so much better..."
Stylus: "can we go now, please, c'mon, c'mon, let's go...not now? Ok how about now?..."

55/Rad

Blackberry
05-08-05, 10:23 AM
My bike maintains a Buddha-like silence. If only I could do the same.

propagandrew
05-09-05, 12:36 AM
mostly says that i shop at goodwill

UmneyDurak
05-09-05, 02:05 AM
I ride it fast and hard, just the way it likes it. :eek:

muccapazza
05-09-05, 10:31 PM
My bikes say that I am indecisive.
Or perhaps that I'm mysterious, I'm not sure.
Or am I?

cheg
05-09-05, 10:44 PM
Each of your bikes is more unique than the one before. NICE!!!

Thanks. Building them was a lot of fun. :D

Bruco
05-10-05, 04:00 AM
'Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.'

Well, the 'wealth' part is a bit of an overstatement, and 'taste' is under dispute.

Retro Grouch
05-10-05, 04:22 AM
That I can't leave well enough alone. Actually, all of my bikes talk about me when I'm not around, I can hear them whispering now... can't you hear it? :eek:

Are you sure that they're talking about you? Maybe they're just chating one another up. Procreating. How do you suppose that the little bike with the small wheels came to be there?

snowy
05-10-05, 07:07 AM
My bike says, "I can take corners faster then this, come on now go faster its ok, I can handle it". It also says I LOVE BLUE!!!

atombob
05-11-05, 11:22 AM
Mine quietly states this guy is so f***ed up.

superdex
05-11-05, 11:52 AM
"He remembered us! He remembered us! Take that, stupid hockey skates!"

SpiderMike
05-11-05, 12:22 PM
My says pssst from time to time. And I hate it when it says that.

genec
05-11-05, 02:48 PM
The pristine state of my bike says I don't get to ride it much.

Oh I donno... I have started keeping one of my bikes in a beautiful state... it just gives me a certain positive feeling to go out and jump on that bike... sort of like being all dressed up and ready to go.

Of course my other bike got jealous and then pulled a spoke through the rim in protest... so it's on the rack now and getting a bit of TLC... finally.

mrchristian
05-11-05, 07:28 PM
My bike says a lot about me. Mostly behind my back though.

I found it poking out of a dumpster. Enough said.

FotoTomas
05-11-05, 08:06 PM
My bike stopped saying anything after the diet ended up being in name only. :)

Dr. Moto
05-11-05, 08:19 PM
The new scar on the outer chainring says I'm a dumba$$ for riding too close to the curb while still clipped in.