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05-12-05, 08:41 PM
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes.
When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a 82 year old gal a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-dicked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse sh*t.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a sh*t. (My car was parked around the corner.) I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.
minutes.
When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a 82 year old gal a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-dicked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse sh*t.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a sh*t. (My car was parked around the corner.) I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.