If it was up your a** you'd know!

[scubajim]

A coworker in Germany told me when I asked where the rear cockpit radio was. He said "If it was up your ass you'd know! Since he was a large person I replied, " If it was up your a** nobody would know!

I thought it was funny! He shut up, anyway!

If it ain't broke, you ain't trying hard enough! - Red Green