05-14-05, 09:52 PM
A missionnary had spent several years trying to teach a tribe civiliztion and how to grow food. When he received his orders to return home, he thought about all the good he had done! However, he thought that he had not taught them the English language. So he took the chief on a walk through the jungle one day to teach him the basics. He pointed to a rock and told the chief "rock"! The chief repeated the word. The padre was proud of his progress. The padre pointed to a tree and said "tree". Again the chief repeated it. The padre was most pleased! They came to a rustling bush and saw two people engaged in some serious sexual activity. The padre was displeased and told the chief "man riding a bike". The chief pulled out a blow gun and killed the two people. The padre was upset and told the chief that that was not the way a civilized people acted! The chief replied,"my bike!"