Jokes & Humor - The Van Gogh Extended Family

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scubajim
05-14-05, 09:58 PM
Vincent Van Gogh had a real large family. Here's a listing of some of the lesser known members...
The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia - U. Gogh
The brother who accidentally bleached all his clothes white - Hue Gogh
The sister who wore a mini-skirt and liked to dance in bars - Go Gogh
The real obnoxious brother - Please Gogh
The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh (Aristotle)
The uncle who worked at a convenience store - Stop N. Gogh
His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh
The cousin who moved to Illinois - Chica Gogh
His magician uncle - Wherediddy Gogh
The cousin who lived in Mexico - Amee Gogh
Another cousin who lived in Mexico - Grin Gogh
Nephew who drove a stage coach - Wells Far Gogh
Uncle who was constipated - Cant Gogh
Aunt who was a good dancer - Tan Gogh


eubi
05-17-05, 08:01 AM
"This tropical fruit mix is great!", remarked Mang Gogh.

"I really like this purple dress.", said Inda Gogh.

"I've played this game B4!", shouted Bing Gogh.

You list is pretty good. That's all I could think of.

scottogo
05-17-05, 01:58 PM
An alternative pronunciation of his last name sounds like ock:

Quit looking at her so intensely-- you gogh!


eubi
05-26-05, 06:14 AM
I think you stumped the forum. Good job scubajim!

eubi
05-27-05, 08:47 PM
"We can't go any further south on this continent, said the famous explorer, Tierra del Fue Gogh.

Have you heard of the great back doctor, Dr. Lombay Gogh?

"I drive and camp wherever I want", said Winniebay Gogh.

My wife thought those one up...

poululla
05-28-05, 05:46 AM
An alternative pronunciation of his last name sounds like ock:

Quit looking at her so intensely-- you gogh!


How about the correct pronunciation of the last name ? It is pronounced "fun goggg" - Both g-sounds are gutteral, like when you cough to clear your throat.

Stacey
05-28-05, 06:13 AM
The incessant traveler ~Uncle Far Gogh

"The surgery was very delicate" said nurse Tuchen Gogh

A bird who spontainously combusts ~ Flamin' Gogh

eubi
05-28-05, 10:13 AM
How about the correct pronunciation of the last name ? It is pronounced "fun goggg" - Both g-sounds are gutteral, like when you cough to clear your throat.

Sorry about that poululla. We in the US are stuck with the English pronunciation. Dutch is to tough for us...

scottogo
06-01-05, 01:15 PM
He was practicing his hitting and he got the fun goggg stuck in his throat.

poululla
06-04-05, 06:54 AM
Ha Ha !!! :) :) :d :d