BeeTL
05-15-05, 09:32 PM
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Commuting - Be on key...
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JohnBrooking
05-15-05, 09:41 PM
I am, but am still a relative newbie to bike brands, so I don't know why you say that. Please forgive my ignorance. :o
Machka
05-15-05, 10:22 PM
It's a play on the pronounciation. Bianchi is pronounced Be on key. And if you play an instrument or sing, you should be on key.
pj7
05-16-05, 04:46 AM
...And if you play an instrument or sing, you should be on key.
Obviously you haven't been listening to the garbage the RIAA has been forcing down our throats lately. :D
on key my ass
Obviously you haven't been listening to the garbage the RIAA has been forcing down our throats lately. :D
on key my ass
Gusboh
05-17-05, 02:38 AM
Ohhh.. I was confused too!
Aussie accent - Bianchi = BeeAhnChee.
Aussie accent - Bianchi = BeeAhnChee.
Boogs
05-17-05, 05:26 AM
These days, being a singer means dishing out a mediocre performance in the studio over several takes, comping together the best bits in Pro Tools™, running them through Anteres AutoTune™ to fix pitch problems, banging them through effects whose cost is on par with a sports stadium, and calling it a day. :)
Me, I'm a guitarist, and....
I'm in tune,
Right in tune.
Iiii'm in tuuuuunnnnne,
And I'm gonna tttuuunnnne,
Right in on you! </The Who>
Me, I'm a guitarist, and....
I'm in tune,
Right in tune.
Iiii'm in tuuuuunnnnne,
And I'm gonna tttuuunnnne,
Right in on you! </The Who>
JohnBrooking
05-17-05, 09:37 AM
Oh, I get it. It's a lame pun! :)
Okay, you asked for it:
Q: What do get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor! :D
Okay, you asked for it:
Q: What do get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor! :D
genec
05-17-05, 10:34 AM
Oh, I get it. It's a lame pun! :)
Okay, you asked for it:
Q: What do get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor! :D
and what do you have to do to find a lost contact...
C Sharp.
Okay, you asked for it:
Q: What do get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor! :D
and what do you have to do to find a lost contact...
C Sharp.
pj7
05-17-05, 12:07 PM
ahhhhh music jokes
What key do you play the tight-rope walkers waltz in?
- C sharp...or B flat!
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a musician's car?
- Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof!
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
- A drummer!
What's the definition of a gentleman?
- One who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't!
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
- Homeless!
too many more to list, and they get worse
What key do you play the tight-rope walkers waltz in?
- C sharp...or B flat!
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a musician's car?
- Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof!
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
- A drummer!
What's the definition of a gentleman?
- One who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't!
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
- Homeless!
too many more to list, and they get worse
JohnBrooking
05-17-05, 09:17 PM
I know what you mean:
What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
- A viola burns longer, and holds more beer.
What's the difference between a dead skunk on the side of the road and a dead trombonist on the side of the road?
- The skunk was probably on his way to a gig.
How many voice majors (or sopranos, or first violinists) does it take to change a light bulb?
- Just one. She holds up the bulb, and the world revolves around her.
How many straight male organ majors does it take to change a light bulb?
- Both of them!
:D
What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
- A viola burns longer, and holds more beer.
What's the difference between a dead skunk on the side of the road and a dead trombonist on the side of the road?
- The skunk was probably on his way to a gig.
How many voice majors (or sopranos, or first violinists) does it take to change a light bulb?
- Just one. She holds up the bulb, and the world revolves around her.
How many straight male organ majors does it take to change a light bulb?
- Both of them!
:D
JohnBrooking
05-19-05, 07:04 AM
Forgot a good one: How do you make a million dollars playing jazz?
- Start with two million.
- Start with two million.