Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - when i'm filthy rich ...

i'm going to buy my own little piece of paradise and fly all the bikeforum-ers and -istas out to it, with bikes, and we will all ride around on the streets, since i will have erected a metropolis too, and reek havoc and then drink our chosen beverages since i will also be a distributor for all the best beers worldwide, and then we'll proceed to the velodrome for some action and if it's raining we'll go to the indoor velodrome and then we'll have a big bonfire for no reason and eat pie and we won't talk politics or about oil or about mcdonalds. and we'll take pictures of us in various compromised positions and then we'll make bets as to how many incestious bikeforum relationships will result. and then the world will be right and we'll be in heaven.

amen

Someone's been on the bottle again!

Make it somewhere warm. But with a mountain. I like to ski and board. and frolic.

Someone's been on the bottle again!

Make it somewhere warm. But with a mountain. I like to ski and board. and frolic.

we'll definitely need some big mountains... then i'm in. a jet pack for everyone wouldn't hurt either.

we'll definitely need some big mountains... then i'm in. a jet pack for everyone wouldn't hurt either.
no problem. i said filthy rich and i meant it.

Yeah, and I want my own monkey too.

Lets not get unrealistic here.... We have to share the monkeys

What about robots? Can we each have a robot? I would settle for one giant robot for everyone, though.

Lets not get unrealistic here.... We have to share the monkeys

No way!
Next you'll be telling me that I have to share my beer too, grrrrrr!

Another thing though, your fantasy island will also need hammocks, because sleeping in hammocks is awesome.

i will also be a distributor for all the best beers worldwide.

arcadia, unibroue, and black sheep are a must.

can we have the monkeys clean our bikes? and jetpacks? run errands?

can we have the monkeys clean our bikes? and jetpacks? run errands?


I'm leaving if theres any of those freaky beasts from your avatar

a really killer sound system too. i loves my beats.

ohhh and something like roller derby but on bikes. those rollerskaters are on to something. as long as no one plays sheena easton i'm cool.

I'm leaving if theres any of those freaky beasts from your avatar

you're afraid of a little aye-aye? maybe on this island they'll grow montrously large and develop a taste for canadian flesh... yeah

arcadia, unibroue, and black sheep are a must.

Also, Hoegaarden, Alaska, Mendocino Brewing, El Toro, and Deschutes.

Oooh, I forgot, you need a few turntables and a nice Rane rotary mixer.

How long until you're filthy rich?

I went to an Island once and met Rancid and Inkdwheels.

It was, in all honesty, one of the best weekends of my life.

I was sore, sweaty, smoked, drank, rode in traffic, all over hell, ate like a king and got a tshirt that says ASS.

This is the story :http://kokusai.blogspot.com/2005/01/3-days-stranded-on-island.html

It kicked collective ass.

Anyway, on your island, there will be free flowing wine, large parking structures that we can play fixie tag and joust and no need to lock up bikes, right?

How long until you're filthy rich?
i don't want to jinx it. but anyone else who is filthy rich right now is more than welcome to jump on this idea.

ryan_c, stickerguy and i were talking about jousting last night. that is a definite must. hehehe i want to joust [165].

wine of course. i'd start a vineyard but i don't want to stretch myself too thin. better to rely on the masters for that anyway.

wheredadamfood!?

where does the orgy come into play

where does the orgy come into play


I hope you realize the male to female ratio here....




Maybe you do ;)

I hope you realize the male to female ratio here....

Maybe you do ;)
the men in undies thread got him excited ...

and here i thought i was losing it....


some of you have figured out those childproof caps....haven't you :D

the men in undies thread got him excited ...


i still can't believe nyrie has you guys posing in your briefs..... :D

ryan_c, stickerguy and i were talking about jousting last night. that is a definite must. hehehe i want to joust [165].

whoah i was totally going to say "tallbike jousts" after reading the initial post and then i got down to this. same wavelength, no?

we also need a large stock of crappy rear tires for our nightly skid competitions.

the large robot for all of us sounds good too, our defender ("we can call him birdhead" - can anyone place this quote without using google?)

I'll totally bring my tall bike and joust the hell out of you guys. Until some champion finally brings me down, in which case a maiden will have to recussitate me and feed me pie and beer as I recuperate. Then more jousting.

Monkey butlers would be nice as well, and we could teach them to change tires.

Lets get started on this. I've probably got 12 or 13 dollars in my wallet, how much do islands cost?

peace,
sam

I'd like to have the Pixies playing live amongst the jousting and debauchery.

This is post #29, and I'm surprised that no one has mentioned pie or hipsters yet!

can we bring quaaludes back too?

BostonFixed, in the last half-dozen posts that I've seen of yours, you've managed to use the "h" word. At least we can count on you....i guess...? {blegh -- we need a vomit smiley**

can we bring quaaludes back too?

Is 714 your favorite number, young lady?

Is 714 your favorite number, young lady?

the good ol daze....

"When I win the lottery, gonna buy all the girls on my block a color TV and a bottle of french perfume."

so...orgy.. ja oder nicht?

This is post #29, and I'm surprised that no one has mentioned pie or hipsters yet!

Check post #27 where I mention that I want a maiden to feed me beer and pie while I recuperate from my tall bike jousting injuries. I think there was a previous pie mention as well. :D

peace,
sam

Hey
I just want to carry around a sawed-off baseball bat so I can smack all them friggin monkeys around...pray for mojo

and I would joust anything that moves! Except monkeys...see above for my solution to monkeys.

The only reason you won't joust the monkeys is because you are afraid of them. Instead of bikes, the monkeys will ride Emus, and will joust with long pieces of pointy bamboo. Fear them! Fear the monkeys!!!

peace,
sam

']Hey
I just want to carry around a sawed-off baseball bat so I can smack all them friggin monkeys around...pray for mojo

and I would joust anything that moves! Except monkeys...see above for my solution to monkeys.

Do not anger the monkeys.

You have been warned.

Salome didn't say it, but I assumed her community prohibits cars and all but human-powered vehicles.

I'd love to live someplace with year-round riding weather (I ride regardless of the weather) and no cars.
Just bikes, and trikes, and quadracycles.

Maybe if we all just move to someplace no one else wants, and elect Salome mayor...

said island should also have (in addition to temperate climate, monkey servants, jousting tournaments, etc) a hilly section, and a flat section. for those days when you're feeling it, and the days you really ain't.

oh yeah, also: a gorilla, to keep all the monkeys in line. we pay him well.

can we make this whole thing happen? please please please please

somebody be stoopid bill gates rich $$$$$$$$ and do this.

This is post #29, and I'm surprised that no one has mentioned pie or hipsters yet!
uhh ... if you reread post #1 you will see pie after the bonfire. i would never neglect such a wonderful thing, especially in paradise

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does this work?

Maybe if we all just move to someplace no one else wants

how about detroit?

how about detroit?

haha so true!

']Hey
I just want to carry around a sawed-off baseball bat so I can smack all them friggin monkeys around...pray for mojo

Well, I'm cancelling my appointment to get a monkey tatooed on my leg Saturday now.

Thanks 165, my first ink and you friggin spoiled it.

Besides the pixies (the band) can we have real pixies...cause pixies are hot...and ligers!

Rodenbach! Both the noun & the verb (okay I invented the verb, but its fun).

jeff

"When I win the lottery, gonna buy all the girls on my block a color TV and a bottle of french perfume."


I heart cracker!

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does this work?


Yes!

can we have the monkeys clean our bikes? and jetpacks? run errands?


I'm leaving if theres any of those freaky beasts from your avatar


lmao god damn that is funny. sp if ur filthy rich can u buy us all those UBER nice look track bikes?

Look 496 (http://www.lookcyclesusa.com/f-496.htm)

with full campy and mavric components.

i also want a monkey