Foo - Its time to play "wouldn't it suck to be..."!

Heres how you play it. You just says somethin a bit like this "wouldn't it suck to be (insert witty epigram here)

Here I'll start off.

Wouldn't it suck to be a blind,deaf guy with alzheimers disease?

Wouldn't it suck to be a fakir with epilepsy?

Wouldn't it suck to be a klondike bar?

Wouldnt it suck to be 55/rad waiting eagerly for what shouldve taken a month paint job! :eek: :D

man that's harsh....

...funny though :p

(don't worry, I'm on chrome shop number 5 now...these fools keep acting like they have ever done fine plating before just because they done some mag wheels before...I feel his pain)

Wouldn't it suck to be a dog? You couldn't ride a bike. Then again, you could lick your ___'s. :D

Wouldn't it suck to be a klondike bar?
mmmm being licked to death doesn't sound so bad :D


Wouldnt it suck to be 55/rad waiting eagerly for what shouldve taken a month paint job! :eek: :D
hahahaahahahahahearty guffaw!

wouldn't it suck to be George Dubya Bush

wouldnt it suck to not know how to ride a bike?

Wouldn't it suck to be a dog? You couldn't ride a bike. Then again, you could lick your ___'s. :D
But then you dont have to work/go to school, you get food same time every day and you can do nothing all the time if you want. It sounds good to me.

mmmm being licked to death doesn't sound so bad :D


That's relative to WHO or what is doing the licking. Also keep in mind the happy happy funtime in the digestive track.

Wouldn't it suck to be a one-legged man in an ass-kickin' contest? Hehe.

wouldn't it suck if your life was so pathetic that sitting around on a internet forum was the highlight of your day.......ohh wait

wouldn't it suck to be George Dubya Bush

Some of you people just can't let go, can you?

wouldn't it suck to be George Dubya Bush

It would suck a lot worse to live in a country where he is the president. I reckon he don't have it too bad. At least oil prices are good.

Would, it not suck, to be a black man at a KKK convention.

Wouldn't it suck to be the guy posting this thread, because he really SUCKS :D

Wouldn't it suck to be the guy posting this thread, because he really SUCKS :D


Rofl owned

But then you dont have to work/go to school, you get food same time every day and you can do nothing all the time if you want. It sounds good to me.

yeah... I wouldn't mind being a dog in Hawaii. there's quite a few folks who like to take their pets to the beach and tandem surf with them. I think that'd be pretty awesome for a dog :D

Some of you people just can't let go, can you?

don't get so defensive.

oh... wouldn't it suck to be constipated at a 10 table buffet?

don't get so defensive.


Wouldn't it suck to be a commie lib

(and remember, don't get so defensive :) )

Wouldn't it suck to get chased by a giant vacume cleaner.

Wouldnt it suck to be Michael jackson cell mate.

Would suck more to be a democrat.

Wouldnt it suck to be Michael jackson cell mate.
I think he'd be sucking!

I think he'd be sucking!


Hmmm the line has officially been crossed, heres your certificate! :D

Hmmm the line has officially been crossed, heres your certificate! :D
I couldn't help myself.

Wouldn't it usck to be me still waiting for the frame to be painted. Now in it's 11th month.

Yes, it does suck.

55/Rad

Wouldn't it suck to be the guy painting a bike when the owner who's been waiting 11 months comes to pick it up?

Wouldn't it suck to be the guy that made the guy wait 11 months to get his bike painted when he has to wait 11 months to get paid for the work?

Wouldn't it suck to become impotent from your hair-growth pills?

Wouldn't it suck to be a fakir with epilepsy?


im not sure how to take that, but i have epilepsy. was doing a search to see if anyone else on the board does as well

im not sure how to take that, but i have epilepsy. was doing a search to see if anyone else on the board does as well
Wouldn't it suck to be the person who made a bad joke about a medical condition and have somebody run across the post because he was looking to see if other people had the medical condition.
OH BURN! Sizzle!!!!
:D

Crimeny, take it personally... everyone else does :rolleyes:

--at the client on a deployment day and their network is down? With no eta on when it will be up?

Wouldn't it suck to work for a client who for 2 months had feature creaped and drastically changed and then on the even before deployment added more features and said that if they were not done they would leave.

wouldnt it suck to be a roll of toilet paper......

Wouldn't it suck to work for a client who for 2 months had feature creaped and drastically changed and then on the even before deployment added more features and said that if they were not done they would leave.

That's every two weeks here!

Wouldnt it suck to work with a team who is supposed to create something for you and they say whatever you need we'll make it and when you say I need xyz they say what you need is of no concern to me :p

wouldn't it suck to be a vaccuum cleaner?

wouldn't it suck to be a vaccuum cleaner?
Somebody already said that except this vacuum cleaner got to go around chasing people I think.

Wouldn't it suck to have explosive diarrhea while riding your bike w/ no bathroom in sight?

Wouldn't it suck to have explosive diarrhea while riding your bike w/ no bathroom in sight?
Hahaha. Back in thanksgiving, I think, my brother and his wife or fiance came down. They had this hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bag of gummi bears. I mean huge, like 5lb huge. Well needless to say I ate my fair share of it and other goodies that were available. Needless to say my 36 mile bike ride back home into San Antonio was a, quite adventurous, ride :)

Wouldn't it suck to be a man with no arms, judging an all-female supermodel porn competition?

wouldnt it suck to be Sheryl Crow... here's my number Lance..1-800-udid"r"afavor:p

Wouldn't it suck to be a legless man in a hopscotch contest?

Wouldn't suck to be a jew a B-B-Q contest?

Wouldn't it suck to win the lottery a week before you're scheduled to negotiate your divorce settlement?

Wouldn't it suck to find out you're adopted...and the secret love child of Strom Thurmond and Patty Hearst?

Wouldn't it suck to be flying along in an airplane at about 30,000 feet and fall asleep against the door but accidentally lean against the handle and open the door and fall out of the plane and it's like 30 degrees below zero and you're going maybe 500 mph so you freeze and go unconscious right away, but then you're falling and you get to about 15,000 feet and thaw out so now you're awake but really chilly and you have this pounding headache and you realize you're plummeting toward the Earth at about 125 mph and then you straddle a pelican or a goose or other large bird and so now you not only have this really annoying headache but your testicles (you're a guy) are just killing you, but then you look down and notice that if you open your mouth, your cheeks really blow up big and all of a sudden, aerodynamics being what they are, your cheeks start vibrating and making this sort of farting sound, which you find pretty amusing so you start laughing, which lightens the mood just a bit, but then you look down again and see the ground getting quite a bit closer, and then you go right through a swarm of bees, but it only hurts for a second, because then you go WHAM!, right into the ground and die.

That would suck.

wouldnt it suck to try to get the indentity of your father and have Maury Povick open the envelop and say "I am the father"