cycleprincess
05-28-05, 10:19 PM
One sperm says to the other...dang I'm getting tired, how much longer till we reach the fallopian tubes. The other says, quite a ways yet, we only just passed the tonsils.
Jokes & Humor - In bad taste...
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661
05-29-05, 01:03 AM
This termite walks into a bar and asks the bar tender, "is your bar tender here?"
Ha!! I kill myself.. :D
Ha!! I kill myself.. :D
jeff williams
05-29-05, 01:15 AM
A friend once expressed fear of falling down an outhouse hole...
I said "don't worry, there are stools to stand on in there."
I said "don't worry, there are stools to stand on in there."
661
05-29-05, 01:23 AM
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "so.. you know how to drive this thing?"
Funkychicken
05-29-05, 08:18 PM
two sausages in a frying pan - one says "gee, it's sure hot in here" the other says "oh wow- a talking sausage!"
LordOpie
05-29-05, 08:27 PM
A frog was giving oral sex to another frog and said, "You know what? We do taste like chicken!"
661
05-29-05, 09:33 PM
This skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "gimme a beer and a mop."
Red Baron
05-29-05, 09:50 PM
Two snakes crawl into a bar and each orders a beer. "No way" says the bartender, 'not till I know who's going to pick up the tab' .
interceptor
05-29-05, 10:22 PM
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Because they taste funny.
Cyclaholic
05-31-05, 01:34 AM
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
...just one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.
...just one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.
CRUM
05-31-05, 09:12 AM
What is the common denominator between a Texas tornado and a Tennessee Divorce?
Someone's definately gonna lose a trailer.
Someone's definately gonna lose a trailer.
Stubacca
05-31-05, 11:08 AM
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts... this is going to be no ordinary blow job!
Hold on to your nuts... this is going to be no ordinary blow job!
kiwimtb
05-31-05, 08:06 PM
jokes for when youre stoned
how many penguinrs does it take to build a lighthouse
noe alligators cant fly
how many penguinrs does it take to build a lighthouse
noe alligators cant fly
kiwimtb
05-31-05, 08:08 PM
what do marriges and tornadoes have in common
they both start with a lot of blowing and sucking then you end up losing your houes
they both start with a lot of blowing and sucking then you end up losing your houes
Hopper
06-01-05, 05:17 AM
What's red and looks like a bucket?
A red Bucket
What's blue and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket holding it's breath;)
A red Bucket
What's blue and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket holding it's breath;)
capsicum
06-02-05, 02:41 AM
A guy walked into a bar and said "ouch".
Stubacca
06-02-05, 11:11 AM
What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with it's floaties slashed.
What's green and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
The same baby six months later.
Whats red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?
A floatie with it's baby slashed.
A baby with it's floaties slashed.
What's green and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
The same baby six months later.
Whats red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?
A floatie with it's baby slashed.
capejohn
06-02-05, 12:12 PM
Two condoms walking by a gay bar when one says to his buddy.
"What do you say we stop in here and get sh*t faced".
"What do you say we stop in here and get sh*t faced".