Jokes & Humor - In bad taste...
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05-28-05, 09:19 PM
One sperm says to the other...dang I'm getting tired, how much longer till we reach the fallopian tubes. The other says, quite a ways yet, we only just passed the tonsils.
This termite walks into a bar and asks the bar tender, "is your bar tender here?"
Ha!! I kill myself.. :D
05-29-05, 12:15 AM
A friend once expressed fear of falling down an outhouse hole...
I said "don't worry, there are stools to stand on in there."
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "so.. you know how to drive this thing?"
05-29-05, 07:18 PM
two sausages in a frying pan - one says "gee, it's sure hot in here" the other says "oh wow- a talking sausage!"
05-29-05, 07:27 PM
A frog was giving oral sex to another frog and said, "You know what? We do taste like chicken!"
This skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "gimme a beer and a mop."
05-29-05, 08:50 PM
Two snakes crawl into a bar and each orders a beer. "No way" says the bartender, 'not till I know who's going to pick up the tab' .
05-29-05, 09:22 PM
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
05-31-05, 12:34 AM
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
...just one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.
What is the common denominator between a Texas tornado and a Tennessee Divorce?
Someone's definately gonna lose a trailer.
05-31-05, 10:08 AM
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts... this is going to be no ordinary blow job!
05-31-05, 07:06 PM
jokes for when youre stoned
how many penguinrs does it take to build a lighthouse
noe alligators cant fly
05-31-05, 07:08 PM
what do marriges and tornadoes have in common
they both start with a lot of blowing and sucking then you end up losing your houes
What's red and looks like a bucket?
A red Bucket
What's blue and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket holding it's breath;)
06-02-05, 01:41 AM
A guy walked into a bar and said "ouch".
06-02-05, 10:11 AM
What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with it's floaties slashed.
What's green and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
The same baby six months later.
Whats red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?
A floatie with it's baby slashed.
06-02-05, 11:12 AM
Two condoms walking by a gay bar when one says to his buddy.
"What do you say we stop in here and get sh*t faced".
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