General Cycling Discussion - My biggest achievement on the bike yet...

No, this is isn't about a longest milage or highest climb.

Actually it was on one of my shorter routes.

I was 30 K from home, then Mr. Die-re-hia payed a unwelcome visit.

I still had an elevation of 600 meters to climb. But there I was. Alone, and no other solution than to pedal forward. Pain in the intestine.

ANd yes, poop in my shorts.

:beer: Made it, proud of it.

Hey, I'm a lone rider, I got no one else to share these stories with.

Thank you for that, Amir. :eek:

Well, I don't know too many people that will ride with people who has poop in their short.

:p

Oh gosh, thats nasty! :lol:

to much information:D :D

Amir, Thanks for sharing your enthuiasm for hill climbing. Almost been there . Done that myself. Unfortunately, I didn't have your dedication and determination to finish the climb; I stopped, took care of business and then went up the hill. Of course, I ride mostly in the country surrounded by trees and am easily persuaded that if Bears can do it, so can I.

oh, amir....what were you.....raised by beavers or something?! hahaha...

i think we found a new catch phrase to replace....'does a bear sh$^ in the woods?'

Well, well, the sequel to the 'peeing off your bike' thread....

:p

Funny, it only seems to happen to me just after I arrive somewhere, then WHOOOSH! Sprint to the restroom.

Thats one of the reasons why I carry paper towleing or strong table napkins iffn I can swipe them. Never know when you might need to preform a "Field Expedint", hence it's name. Anybody spots it I just say it's to wipe grease off the chain or my hands or whatever.
kev:crash: :eek:

Thats way more information than I need to know.
even divers don't talk about that one.

Marty

YARIDDSC!









(Yet another reason i dont draft single cyclists.)

Thanks for giving us the poop on that one!

I hope you realized your wish of having many cyclists waving their arms furiously!

well it seems that maybe you could of jumped of your bike and took care of business then continued. i think riding witha full load would bbe worse then a bit of a mess. you are not the first person i now that has **** themselves.

Originally posted by newmtb
you are not the first person i now that has **** themselves.

When you put it in those words, it doesn't sound so glorious anymore.:lol:

Did you still go one despite having mushy crap in your tight shorts? Or did you stop and wipe yourself with leaves?

Originally posted by lotek
Thats way more information than I need to know.
even divers don't talk about that one.

Marty
But they do talk about puking underwater--and taking off their mask after surfacing and the buggersnot that's in it.

:D

LBM,
the polite term for the boogersnot in a mask is oyster.
Puking thru a reg is not fun, it does however bring
the fish in real close and provide great macro photo
oppertunities. :lol:
There are 2 types of divers, those who pee in their
wetsuits, and those who lie about it.

Marty

omgosh :roflmao: